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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
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-when my erection won’t go away
showing my dog the saw movies while my parents are on vacation
uh oh guys
my parents are fine with it
saying “are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?” is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else’s behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
Y'know. Can’t remember the last time I saw a dickbutt.
My darling Bean Sprout who wishes that she could explode me with her mind
Finally I can have that wet pants look without actually peeing myself!
please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog
it’s-friday.avi
As soon as it looks like Trump is headed to jail, Fox News suddenly discovers American prisons can, in fact, have inhumane conditions.
Look at who now cares about the well-being of inmates.
Person in red shirt: If you never get married, it’s not premarital sex!
[crowd cheering]